Last day of March (31st day of March, or the 91st day of the year)

(Mayor says: Ehh? Ehh? Guys, that was my 'A' Material. I got nothing left.)
(Guy says: Booooo)
(Man stealing jokes says: What was the punchline?)

Genetically modified Carrot.....Top

I was watching a part of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels, today and Carrot Top was on it.
Holy Synthol shoulders What is he doing to himself? What's with all the makeup too?? I don't get it. It looks like he's got shoulder pads under his skin.

*Synthol* (is an oil that is injected into muscle to make it appear larger and more shapely, they are not implants.)


























Not really "Genetically modified', but I thought it was a good title.

Man is no longer in charge

Windmills all over the world have been coming to life, taking over towns and cities.

Your only chance of freedom is to feed them large quantities of moss and rocks.

Hes a juke box hero (Sick Track)

Some JukeBoxes.






















Check out this Badboy, Whooo, get some Sweet
Tunes on there, Rock it all day long.

SnowMan-ia

Not really mania, but it's a big F**ker.

Probably one of the largest snowmen I've made, by Myself.




















These are the 'steps' I used to get the Middle and Top snowball on.

The snowballs were pretty heavy, so I had to use all of my strength, which isn't much, to get them up there.
(I'm friggin' Huge!)








This is a pic of me and Snowzy, we are Hard as F**k
(Hahahahha)










This is the 'step-up' view. Also known as the snow steps or pyramid method. (Which is all in my new book, "Snow: learn to love it." © $12.99)

I tell ya it was a Doozy.

Until next time, this is your Web Tour Host Mike,
Keep to the right side please, Yes, down the hall to the left.
Then down the stairs until you reach the Cross in the Hall, which you want to take another left. Most people want to go right for some reason, but it's left, then up the next flight of stairs until you reach the elevator.
Don't go in that elevator, you want to turn right and head through the 3 sets of doors, until you reach the second elevator. Take that Elevator, down 2 floors.
When the doors open you will see another elevator across from you take that up 4 floors, stay in the elevator until the doors close, then open them again, then proceed to the escalators, walk by them, take the 1st door to your right, then you're outside.

I may have screwed the directions up a bit, but you'll find your way out.

Thirteen

March 6th 2008.

(Spence) It's my first one back, give me some time to warm up.