Genetically modified Carrot.....Top
I was watching a part of Gene Simmons: Family Jewels, today and Carrot Top was on it.
Holy Synthol shoulders What is he doing to himself? What's with all the makeup too?? I don't get it. It looks like he's got shoulder pads under his skin.
*Synthol* (is an oil that is injected into muscle to make it appear larger and more shapely, they are not implants.)
Not really "Genetically modified', but I thought it was a good title.
posted by Mike at
11:57 PM
6 Comments:
What a tool. I assume it's all part of a master plan for a hilarious joke he's been planning for years. He's pretty much the funniest person ever, and when that grand joke is told the payoff will be world domination.
On a side note, what a tool!... seriously.
7:14 AM
She's pretty hot.
9:42 AM
I think he's starting to go insane.
If you go to this site (http://www.ebicep.com/world-biggest-biceps.html)
and scroll down a touch, that guy is using the same stuff (synthol) to make his arms look huge and absolutely ridiculous.
Gregg Valentino is a fool, that is not fooling anyone.
9:46 AM
Yeah, look at all these: http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/unca
tegorized/carrot_top.jpg
I saw him on Tv a couple weeks ago on last comic standing and he didn't have his girl makeup on and they only showed one close up on his face and I screamed. He's melting.
2:40 PM
I think he be dipping into Tammy Faye's make up and Into Barry Bonds gym bag at the same time haha
9:33 PM
*Joysey accent*
I must say that polish really compliments his natural skin tone.
And the make-up is just perfect it
really offsets that orange color
of his hair! and the biceps are
just gorgeous!
12:53 PM
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