Fuck
Well I just got a ticket for parking on my own fucking driveway.It looks like, I parked a little bit on the sidewalk...but there was still more than enough room to walk by. I made sure when I parked.
$40 for parking on my driveway, not even the most expensive parking lot in Toronto costs $40 to park. I don't even think a regular parking ticket costs that much.
And the parking enforcement...big bad parking enforcement...yeah come at 1:99 am... after closer inspection, I noticed the officer doesn't know how to write the number four. so at 1:44am the officer comes to give me a ticket...come when I'm awake, because then I'd be able to move the van, if it was in someones way. Well actually no, I wouldn't have been able to move the van. The battery in the van is Dead, because Gus Brown fried the battery when they were fixing it, from the car accident my Mom got in.
Ohhhhh yeah, I was drunk at that point too, but if you want me to move my fucking van, when I'm fucking drunk at fucking 1:44 in the morning I will gladly do it, just give me the FUCKING SIGN.
FUUUUUUCK YOU PARKING ENFORCEMENT.
Angrily yours,
Mike
posted by Mike @ 11:02 AM
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